Sometimes I buy things I truly regret. One time, I bought an inflatable raft while I lived in Boston. One time, I bought a pair of Dolce and Gabbana boots that were so hot I was too scared to ever wear them. One time, I bought a car and crashed it into a tree, twice. One time, I bought miniature apples that were too cute to eat.
Unfortunately, apples are perishable, and with the clock ticking down, I made the decision to make caramel apples. It was a gloriously delicious decision. I know most of you are like EFF the apples, let's go back to the car in a friggin' tree. TWO TIMES?! REALLY?! What kind of psycho is behind this blog?! Come on, y'all...I mean...we all go through stages...
