Deli Heinzburg is trendy. Petit-framed hipsters wearing pants so trendy they're cut at oddly non-functional lengths to reveal a wanton peek at bony ankles tucked into boat-stitched suede driving shoes. Couples so trendy they have Missoni Bugaboo strollers for their ugly babies. Plenty of couples looking lovelessly into each others' eyes but looking splendidly smashing while doing it.
I arrived in style wearing a tarp (my oversized jacket) and flip flops so worn down my foot is the only thing keeping it together. (We can discuss later why I dress like a homeless person.)
